Day 12, Shinagawa, rain, rain, go away, no seriously, you made your point.

Anyone who is going to read my blog today expecting my typical very very long and detailed blog should probably walk away, because you won’t be happy about my post today.  The crazy downpours from Osaka to Tokyo stopped me from pretty much doing anything, so overall the entire day was a wash, both literally and figuratively.  Walking around was a nightmare and since Tokyo isn’t like Kyoto or Osaka and doesn’t have those covered outdoor malls, Tokyo really becomes shut down when it rains this much.  I have some stuff to talk about but it’s probably 10% of a normal post for me.  I’ll try artificially increasing the length of it but I can’t promise anything.  Here goes nothing, sorry in advance…

I wake up in Osaka and have to pack up because I know I need to catch a train back to Tokyo.  I don’t know why but it has rained every single day I moved from one city to another.  It makes getting to new places very difficult and annoying.  I realized the day was off to an ominous note with the weather being what it was especially coming off yesterday which had the most beautiful weather I've seen since I've been in Japan.  I get up and hop on Skype to talk to my mom and dad since we had planned on doing that before I left for Tokyo.  I’m only on about 5 hours of sleep since the blog kept me up super late the night before and I had to do my part 1 of packing that I always do the night before I leave.

I’m on Skype and it’s a good phone/video call.  I am really tired though, I keep yawning and since it’s video, I get busted each time by my mom but it’s ok, I'm on 5 hours of sleep, it would be weird if I didn’t yawn.  My parents tell me they love the blog and how everyone they told about it keeps reading it (sorry about today’s blog everyone).  My dad tells me that he loves reading the stories, and in an he attempts to tell me a story about what’s been happening to him recently.  He tells me that he was on his deck trying to swat a bug with his glasses in his hand and accidently jams himself in the nostril with the glasses.  It’s a funny story, but about 4 hours later on the train I randomly burst out laughing thinking about it.  If you know my dad, you know he has some klutz tendencies.  There was one incident once while we were eating dinner on the deck that you had to be there for, I almost peed my pants laughing and as I write this, I laugh out loud at the thought of it, oh man.

Anyways, sorry for the tangent.  I pack up my stuff and leave my hostel and walk outside and yup, pouring rain.  Not light rain, not torrential, somewhere in between.  Not the kind of weather that you want to be in.  It rained like this when I was in Shinjuku last time but this is more persistent and colder and heavier rain.  I see that place Festival Gate across the street that I talked about yesterday, I am really considering going in there since it’s abandoned but open but the weather stopped this from happening.

I get on the train at the station near my hostel and head to the main station in Osaka to catch the JR rail to Tokyo.  I am not sure if I did this right but I took a JR train from Osaka to Kyoto to then go from Kyoto to Tokyo.  I’m not sure if there was a direct from Osaka to Tokyo but it’s ok, it worked out, I'm here in Tokyo.  Anyways, backing up the story a bit, before getting on the train I pick up this bento box for breakfast/lunch…





Hmm, lets see…rice of course with black sesame seeds.  Not sure what that thing on top was, I don’t remember it being great.  Next to it was what tasted like bbq pork which was great.  The purple thing above it that I thought was a fish cake wasn’t a fish cake, it was some sort of root vegetable.  Next to the pork was a sweet potato, carrot, random bean (I didn’t like it so I'm assuming it’s the same bean in the steamed bun I hated from last week), string bean, and some picked items.  Oh, the red cap on the bottom was a mini soy sauce.  The fish there was great, I don’t know what kind of fish it was though.  It had the bones still in it so it was fun standing up with chopsticks trying to get the meat from the bones.  I am happy to report I did it successfully though, thank you very much.

My drink was a hot green tea.  I love that hot tea comes in bottles here and the bottle itself is warm.  I put it in my back pocket since I didn’t have any free hands so my buns were kept warm like on a toilet…





I eat all of this before getting on the train because i would actually eat this stuff standing up that trying to eat it on the train where space is very limited, especially in the non-reserved section that I sit in.  I get on the train and much to my surprise, I get a seat with an open seat next to me for my luggage.  I snapped a picture of me and the train behind me from the seat I'm talking about.





I tried this picture several times, I love that one of the times there was a guy walking down the aisle and actually looked right into the camera.


Say cheese!  You’re now on a blog that is read by about 5 people a day!


At the first station, the person sitting alone in the section next to me leaves.  This is a set of two seats compared to the set of 3 seats I'm in right now.  It’s 3 and 2 all the way up and down the train as far as how many seats there are.  I took over his seat and sat next to the window and gave the other seat to my luggage.  I would’ve moved it if someone needed it but no one ever did, thankfully, cause my luggage is mighty big!
I snap a few more pictures on the train and even a video, very similar to one from last week.


I really love reflection pictures.  The one from last week came out better but this one shows the ugly weather built up on the outside of the window.



Ok, so here is the story behind this picture. A mom and her daughter were walking on the train to get some food, and while they were gone, I snapped this picture. I wanted to show how big their cell phones are. Everyone has cell phones this big. All of Japan's technology is getting smaller and smaller yet for some reason their cell phones remain huge, they look like the cell phones did in America in 1999! I look over peoples shoulders from time to time to see if the phone itself is special with some crazy futuristic technology and it doesn't appear so. I must be missing something, this is Japan, the technology capital of the world, how are their cell phones so dated? I do see some iPhones from time to time, I vomit a little each time I see them.


I know I took a similar video of this the other day but my blog is light today so I'm filling it up. Besides, I think this video gives off a better sense of the speed of the train.


Ok, I get back to Tokyo and to my surprise, the train stops right at the station I need to get off.  I don’t need to transfer at all, tada, I'm there!  I try following the instructions that I got from hostelworld.com to find my hostel and of course the directions are horrible.  It’s raining like crazy and I have my luggage and I'm getting lost and not having fun at all.  This didn’t improve at all once I found my hostel.  The hostel by the way was about 15 mins from the train, not convenient at all.  Strike 1 of about 40 this hostel currently has, and counting.

To be fair, I’ve never stayed in a hostel.  The hotel in Osaka was a hostel but it was basically a hotel with nothing at all about it resembling a hostel other than the fact that it’s on hostelworld.com.  I get the hostel because I am told it’s something I needed to do.  I got a private room which isn’t very hostel like of me to do but I don’t care, it’s not like being in a room with others would’ve made me enjoy this anymore.

I get to the hostel and have to take off my shoes.  This part I'm ok with and actually want to start this rule in my own apartment.  It’s official, anyone coming into my apartment has to take off their shoes.  I will provide sandals and flip flops to anyone who comes over.  I’m not going to start turning Japanese but there are some Japanese cultural traditions I plan on starting in my life like drinking tea, using chopsticks, being more dedicated to what I am doing in my life, putting eggs on noodles and rice!

Ok, back to the hostel.  I get here and the guy at the lobby is out to lunch for an hour so I wait.  Yes, this is strike 2.  He gets back and he shows me to my room, after me paying 200 Yen for a US adapter for my computer (something the hostel in Osaka gave me for free) and 200 more Yen for a towel (something my last hostel gave me for free as well).  Strike 3, yes, we are going to go well beyond 3, trust me.  Here is my Japanese prison cell…I mean hostel room…


Yes, this is my entire room. I don't know why my voice is so high pitched, maybe it's because of the shock knowing that I am staying here and not a hotel in Ikebukuro instead. Eh, I'm in a real hostel so at least now when I say I hate hostels and they aren't for me, people will know I am saying that from experience.

Here is my full length mirror.  Strike 48.


The bathroom is public, which for the record I didn’t even have when I was in college, even my dorm had private bathrooms.  I’ve been holding off on peeing for the longest time because now I need to prepare to do that and make sure I am wearing pants since I have to walk around other people.  I’m not looking forward to showering in the public shower.  I was thinking of sneaking into a hotel pool around here and using theirs when no one is looking, I'm still thinking about it.  The heater barely works.  My bed and pillow are my desk seat.  The one thing I do like is that it looks Japanese, and the low bed does seem very culturally accurate for what I think about when I picture a Japanese living situation.  Ok, that was just me finding a silver lining in all of this.

I immediately want to leave the hostel so I put on my rain jacket and head to the train station.  It’s still pouring but it’s ok, I didn’t want to see the hostel anymore.  The train is annoyingly far away from the hostel so I am determined to find a shortcut.  Unfortunately in my attempt to find a shortcut I hit a dead end but this is after walking for 15 mins.  I am angry with myself for being stubborn and thinking that the hostel directions weren’t the best ones.  I shouldn’t have done this and I walked a lot more than I should have and got soaked as my Karma payback.

After a long walk which basically puts me back to where I started, I get stuck behind a train crossing.


You gotta believe me when I say it took 15 mins for all the trains to stop crossing and the gates to finally go up.  Standing in the rain while this happened was awesome!


I FINALLY get back to the train station and get on board.  I really don’t know what I plan on doing tonight, so I just head to Shinjuku assuming just walking around there will be awesome and I can’t really go wrong with it.  It’s like Tokyo’s Dōtonbori but a lot more unsavory.  I get there and it’s soaking wet, walking anywhere I get drenched in seconds.  I duck back into the train station because I am starving and need a snack.  Thinking I will be in Shinjuku longer, I just get some sweets to hold me over.  I go to the food area in the train station (remember, the food courts in the train stations are amazing out here!) and I find a snack store.  I get the following items…


A green tea doughnut.

A Japanese scone the size of my hand!

See, it’s a scone inside.

I know, it says New York, but I don’t see what is New York about green apple and red apple tea, unless the apples were from New York which is very likely actually.


All of this was 400 Yen, about $4.25!  I love how much I get out here for so little!
I sat down to eat all of this, but that was not easy.  I know I said that finding a garbage can in Japan was pretty much impossible, and it is, but finding an actual place to sit down anywhere is even more difficult.  I really think that Japan wants to keep people up and active and never sit down.  This is why people are always moving, they have no where to stop.  I wanted to sit down so I can take pictures of all the food I got, instead I sit on the floor in the train station eating it.  I did take a picture showing you that I'm sitting in a hallway eating like an animal.


The chairs you see in this picture belonged to a restaurant, I couldn’t sit in them.


I finish up these snacks and prepare myself to brave the elements for as long as I can.  I decide to walk the streets of Shinjuku.  Unlike Kyoto and Osaka, the streets here are never covered so it’s rain all the time.  I walk around a bit, basically following the neon lights and droves of people.  I snap some pictures to show you how unbelievably dismal it is out there.





You would think I'd be used to this living in Japan and I think I am but this is vacation, I don’t want to be used to rain on a vacation.

I stop to get a bite to eat because I am pretty sure I'm heading back for an early night.  I know that Shinagawa has no good like all of the cities I've been in so far have had so I need to eat in Shinjuku.  I want to make it quick and cheap and look at this, this entire meal was 250 Yen, about $2.65!




More beef strips on rice with onions and miso in the background.  Oh, what’s weird is I went to a mall in Richmond, British Columbia and it was an Asian mall with Asian stores and Asian restaurants.  All of the restaurants gave you tea instead of water.  Asking for water was offensive.  For some reason in Japan, it’s about 50/50 on the places that give me water and give me tea.  I complained in Richmond about only getting tea but here in Japan I wish I got more of it!

Ok, as it gets darker, it’s only getting uglier out…


The clouds are very low and I can’t believe this picture doesn’t have raindrops in it.  I tried taking it quick so my camera wouldn’t get wet and I guess I did a good job.  I was wet, luckily the camera was saved.

Umbrellas, a familiar site.


Ok, so I tried, I tried my best to stay out tonight but mother nature was being an absolute jerk.  I decide this is enough, I had to go back to Shinagawa.  I realize that Tokyo today is like a vacation to Hawaii with rain, all you can do is stay inside and play board games only me staying inside is horrible because I'm in a room where I can touch both side walls at once when I stretch out my arms.

On the way back, I try stopping at the very few things there is to do in Shinagawa.  As you can see, I tried making the most of this night, I really truly did.




The Shinagawa train station.  Since it is a big business area of Tokyo, the train station definitely is really really nice looking.  There is the bright spot when it comes to Shinagawa.

On the way back to my hostel, I see the Prince Hotel which is a big hotel with a mall/entertainment complex attached to it.  It’s indoors so you know I have to stop there just to get out of the rain and actually be able to do stuff.


This is one of the entrances for the Prince Hotel.

Here is the main entrance to the mall part of the Prince Hotel.

Of course there is a bowling alley in this entertainment complex.  It’s so interesting, arcades and bowling alleys, two things that died a long time ago in America are still huge in Japan.  I’m happy they are still big out here, they might be the only country keeping these things afloat!

This is a carousel in the Epson Aqua Stadium, a complex with a restaurant, aquarium, and a concert hall.  This was inside the Prince Hotel mall, very impressive to have this inside of a mall that also has a huge movie theater and the bowling alley.  All inside of a hotel, very impressive.  It makes me so excited to walk back to my hostel.

This is a stain glass window in the Prince Hotel lobby.

This is my reaction to the rain, and the lack of things I was able to do today because of it, and also because I had to go back to the hostel for the night.

As the icing on the cake that was today, I was stopped again in the rain for about 15 mins by that dumb train crossing.  Grr…


That’s it for today.  I guess I ranted enough to make this a decent size blog post which is impressive because I barely did anything today.

So here is tomorrows forecast…




So now I'm trying to figure out the indoor activities I can do in Tokyo tomorrow.  Luckily I did everything in Tokyo I wanted to do last week, so now I can do stuff I didn’t think about, like go to an aquarium, art museum, or if I feel like heading out to Yokohama, I can see the ramen museum.  That would be two food museums since I went to the takoyaki museum in Osaka.  Either way, no more trying to brave the elements like I did tonight if the weather is anything like it was today.  Ok, time to go to bed.  I wonder if I'll get bread and water in the morning like in prison.  Actually, I bet you here they’d charge for it, at least in prison it’s free!

Oyasuminasai.

- DAK

Day 11, Osaka, you definitely proved me wrong!

I liked talking about the Japanese game show last night to start my blog so I think I'll do it again tonight.  This time I'm watching something that isn’t a game show, instead, it’s one of the many English language TV shows they have on out here.  This one in particular is interesting since they are using cartoon characters to talk to real people.  Oh, and while this is happening, there is a little box in the corner with people watching this as we watch it.  I don’t know why but Japan loves showing people watching the very thing we are watching, it’s weird.  It’s a little but like “Being John Malkovich”.

Ok, now for today.  I wasn't sure what I was going to do today, originally I had planned to go to Spa World, the onsen right near my hotel and I was planning on being there all day.  I quickly decided against this when I realized that it would have involved being naked in front of other men in a hot spring and even though the Japanese are completely cool with that, I don’t think I was so I changed my plans.  Today was going to be rough, I didn’t get to bed until 4:30am thanks to the late night I had in Dōtonbori and then coming home and working on the blog which takes quite a while, I just had to fight the tired like I have been since I got here, I can sleep in a few days when I’m home.

I get up surprisingly easy even though I only got about 6 hours of sleep but I think that’s because my body is getting used to that type of schedule.  Before I leave for the day, since it’s the first morning I am in my hotel, I decide to take some pictures of the view from my window…


Yes, it definitely looks a bit like a slum, especially with the roofs of the houses right outside my window.

This is another picture out of my window, all the way in the back right of the original picture.  This is of Tobita Shinchi, the largest brother in Western Japan.  Apparently it’s like Amsterdam.


I leave my apartment and get on the train and I realize that it’s been a week and a half that I have been out in Japan without showing you the beauty of their train system.  Here it is in pictures…


First you find the train you will be taking.  Then, you see the part that shows “O 1~8”?  That part is explained in the next picture…

You look for the circles for numbers 1-8.  This means that the train you want has the doors opening up at those locations.  It’s great for knowing just where to be when the train gets there, this helps improve efficiency which is why the Japanese freak out when their train is 30 seconds late, because they really never are!

Each track in each station has it's own speaker system. When you hear this song playing on yours, it either means a train is on it's way or the one in the station is about to leave. It plays for a while to make sure everyone has enough notice before something happens.


The trains here are amazing and the above are just two reasons why.  I really enjoy taking the trains here and since it was my main mode of transportation, I'm thrilled the Japanese have perfected this system as much as they have.  I didn’t even discuss the ticket system to even get on the train, this is amazing as well!

Oh, I didn’t even tell you where I am taking the train to.  Since I decide to skip out on the onsen, I decide to counteract the amazing nightlife of Osaka with a bit of it’s own history by seeing the Osaka Castle, “the heart of Osaka”.  This is an amazing complex and it’s huge with a lot to see.  I spent several hours here and have the pictures to prove it.  Here they are, be prepared for a lot of pictures with a lot of comments.


This is an architects model of the entire Castle Osaka area.

Osaka has SOOO many cats.  Here was one just randomly lying around in the park near Castle Osaka.  These are all rogue cats, I never see any owners anywhere around.  They are the property of Osaka I guess.

This is the train that takes you around the entire park.  I was nervous seeing a train because they would only have that if there was a ton of ground to cover.  I was right, there was a ton of ground to cover but I took my time and did it all.

Just continuing my new found love of photographing flowers.  There are a few more of these pics you’ll see later on.  I really loved the depth of the next few pictures.

Ok, so there was about 10 people here with huge camera photographing nothing as far as I can tell but they seemed really into it.

I’m not kidding, here is about 10 more in another area of the park with cameras.  Keep these people away from children please.

This is the moat and huge stone wall outside of the Castle Osaka.  You can see the castle in the background.

Taken from the bridge over the moat looking at what is being called Osaka 21st Century.  It’s Osaka re-inventing itself as a modern town with huge skyscrapers.  I think they want to rival Tokyo.

More people taking pictures.  I count at least 20 in this picture bringing the total to about 40.  It has to be a photography club of some sort.

So peaceful with people having picnics under the trees right outside of the castle entrance.

More people having a picnic, this time under a cherry blossom that is still lingering around even though the season is ending quick.

A close up of a cherry blossom.  I love the depth in this picture, thank you very much macro mode on my camera!

My breakfast.  This was some sort of melon/lime ice drink.  It was surprisingly warm today in Osaka and I had on too many layers, this felt very very nice cooling me down from the inside out.  One of the best things about being alone on this trip is if I get sweaty, no one gets to deal with it but me!

This is a picture of the Hōkoku Shrine which is located immediately outside of the castle gates.

I felt a little creepy taking a picture of someone else taking a picture but look how cool this is, how can I not take a picture of this?  Watching him get into position was awesome.


Ok, I spent quite some time in the area outside of the Castle Osaka, it was time to enter the castle grounds.


These huge stones to the left and the right of the entrance are said to have images of a dragon and a tiger appear on them when it rains.  It was sunny so i couldn’t see if this was true but I really really want to believe it is.

This was random.  This is the Osaka City Museum and I could’ve taken this picture in America and no one would be the wiser.  To see this very unique design literally next to the Castle Osaka was quite a sight.

Here is the base of the castle.  It’s amazing after seeing so many temples and shrines this week to now seeing a castle.  It’s a whole different idea.  Seeing the moat and walls for protection, this is much much different than all of the religious items I've been seeing.



Here she is, the Castle Osaka.  Quick back story on this place.  It was originally destroyed in the siege of Osaka in 1615, then it was rebuilt in 1620, then lightning destroyed most of the castle in 1660 and the rest of it in 1665.  In 1843 after raising money, the castle was repaired.  In 1868 the civil conflicts surrounding the Meiji Restoration burned it to the ground.  It was rebuilt in 1928 only to be destroyed again in 1945 due to bombing raids.  In 1995 the Osaka government approves it to be rebuilt as a museum.  In 1997 the rebuild is complete, it is now a complete reproduction of it’s original design based on photographs.  The inside of the castle isn’t a castle, it’s a museum.  I really hope they rebuilt it for the last time.


This is me next to the castle overlooking the moat.  With this kind of design, I can’t believe anyone was able to get into this place.  The walls must be 100 feet high and completely smoothed and flat.

This is me failing at taking a picture.  It’s ok, the angle wasn’t good anyways.

Here we are inside the castle.  It’s weird, you go from something that is a full on castle on the outside but since the entire building is only 13 years old and was rebuilt as a museum, the inside seems to totally conflict with the outside.

Some really cool stuff in the museum though.  It had a very modern art feel to it.  I love the orange railings, very Japanese temple like.  Also, this museum is 8 floors going all the way to the top of the castle.  You can take the elevator or walk it, I walked it.

A recreation of the siege of Osaka battle that destroyed the castle.

Here is a close-up side view of that scene.  I love this angle, besides the very white ground, there is some odd realism to this picture.

I love that Japan still uses holograms to tell stories.  I guess this tech didn’t fade away here like it did in America.  It’s still as hokey as ever, I love it!

I make my way to the top floor where you can walk out on the balcony and get a great view of the city from this central point.  One of the good things about this being rebuilt with the inside not being a castle is they can make it more tourist friendly than it would’ve been as an actual castle inside and out.

This is the Tsutenkaku Tower I walked by yesterday, the one that made me think Osaka was dirty and ugly.  You will see this again later on in today’s blog.

Here is a zoom-in on the 8th floor viewing area from the courtyard just outside the castle itself.


I tried spending as much time as I can in the castle because it is such an amazing history that I couldn’t pull myself away.  I finally did and continue to walk around the property of the Osaka Castle Park.


They have a peach and plum grove on the park grounds.  They are just starting to blossom but you can see this peach is slowly growing.  This is my favorite flower picture of the day even though it’s not technically a flower.

As I walk away from the castle, I see it peeking over the trees and just had to take a last photo op.

Right on the edge of the park where the castle is, this is the Osaka-Jo Hall.  One of the many music venues Osaka has to offer.

This is a shot of the river next to the Osaka-Jo Hall.

By now I'm getting hungry.  I see a Subway, which is also the first one I've seen out here, and I realize even if I got the teriyaki sandwich, they have that in America so nope, I pass on this.  I do want to try a KFC before I leave but that’s because like McDonalds, they made a Japanese flavored menu.



I made my way into the Panasonic Center (I’ll give you a high five if you can guess what it’s named after) because there is a full on food court here.  Not a food court of Sbarro and TCBY, but a food court with full restaurants.  I find one with this on the picture menu out front and it looks so delicious.  Tuna with seaweed, rice, and egg on top.  Very simple but very delicious.  It was also one of the few times I've had fish on this trip so I didn’t want to pass that up.


I leave the restaurant but before I leave the building I snap this picture.  If I told you this was a library you’d believe me.  Apparently they were having a book sale in the main floor area of the Panasonic Center.

I love this picture.  It’s a picture of the entire Panasonic Center and the Fujitsu building right in front of it.  Two huge companies are located on the same street.


Ok, so after the hours I've spent in this part of town.  I decide to head to my hotel for a bit of a break.  I also love how I went from the slums of Osaka yesterday to the crazy amazing nightlife last night and now to the major downtown areas of today.  Osaka definitely has it all.




As I am walking home, I see a Family Mart selling these triangle rice ball things I had the other day.  They are on sale for only 88 Yen!  I paid 105 the other day, you better believe I was getting one of these.  This one is salmon flavored.  Mental note, I NEED to make these when I get home and just keep them in the fridge for snacks.

I get back to my hotel and spend about an hour here, watching some Japanese television and messing around on the computer.  I may have even used the bathroom and enjoy the heated seats.
I leave my hotel and head out for the night.  You can probably guess where.  I don’t repeat things on this vacation but Dōtonbori definitely gets a second run through.


As I walk around, I see the Tsutenkaku Tower from yesterday but this time it’s lit up.  I love that Hitachi saw this tower as a chance to advertise.  I guess space is a premium out here with all of the neon taking up most available space.

This is Spa World, the onsen I was going to go to today and decided not to.


Interesting story, across the hall from this is a place called Festival Gate.  This is where the roller coaster I saw from yesterday is located.  The roller coaster never ran so I was curious about it.  I looked into it and apparently the place opened up in the 90’s.  It was funded by the city of Osaka and ran by a private company.  The private company went bankrupt and the park closed.  It’s been closed for about 10 years but they haven’t destroyed it.  So, right now, there is pretty much a ghost town amusement part sitting in the middle of Osaka.  I hear you can go in there since it’s still open and even cleaned on a daily basis but I didn’t get a chance to.  That would’ve been an amazing ghost town.

I continue the walk to the train to go to Dōtonbori and when I get out of the station, I see about 30 kids practicing break dancing.


I knew break dancing was still big in Japan, I'm happy I actually got to see it myself.

He’s spinning on his head!


I continue walking to Dōtonbori and see some stuff along the away, time for pictures with captions…


Walking out out the train station, some great art installations to look at like this long lit up wall…

…and whatever this is.

This is the grass covered elevated bridge crossing over the Dōtonbori River.
I came back to a few repeat areas from yesterday, but one in particular requires some explaining.  Remember this…



Well apparently, this is a part of town designed for foreigners such as myself. The official name is Amerikamura but it's known locally as American Village.

They were playing Taylor Swift and Rihanna just before I started filming.


After going through Amerikamura, I make the walk over to Dōtonbori.  I know Osaka is known for it’s food and I saw that with my own two eyes yesterday.  Tonight, I plan on showing that to my stomach but eating all of the food I can while I'm here.  I want to have everything Osaka is famous for.  I start with a restaurant that I read about several days ago but knew for sure I wanted to go to after my friend Rob also mentioned it.


Sex Machine!  Yup, that’s the name of it.  The reason this place is so popular is because they only use Japanese beef and only prime cuts.  I ordered the prime short ribs.  It wasn’t cheap but hell, I'm in Japan, who cares?

Here is the little grill I will be using to cook my food.

Here is the AMAZING Japanese prime short rib that I will be cooking.

Here it is cooking.  I’m trying my best Bobble Flay impersonation because since I'm cooking it, I don’t want to ruin it.  I gotta be a grill master!

Here is the final product.  A little rare in the middle, absolutely perfect.  The chef who was making sure I didn’t over cook it gave me a thumbs up!

Here is the best picture I can get to show you the inside of the short rib.  I can’t even put into words how delicious this meal was.  Besides the cowboy rib-eye I had on my 25th birthday with my parents, the first steak I had in about 13 years, this has to be up there with that as far as best things I ever ate.


Sadly I knew that I was just beginning my night of food.  I started it off on a really good note with those short ribs though.  Here are some more glamour shots of Dōtonbori between eating.



This building is crazy.  It’s called Namba HIPS.  It’s a leisure building with a golf studio, a gym, a restaurant, and a Pachinko parlor.  Also, see that hole on the side of the building?  Yea, there is a free fall ride down from the top to the bottom.  Only in Japan!


Another fugu restaurant.  I didn’t need to go in, me and Rob took care of this already.


This clown is the Kuidaore Ningyo and was installed in 1950.  Sumo wrestlers each year at the big sumo tournament would line up in front of it for pictures.  The restaurant it was built to stand in front of is no longer there and now this clown is set to be demolished as well.  Very sad, it’s basically a mascot of Dōtonbori.


Here is the next food place I went to, this is the view right on to Dōtonbori.


I got my gyoza here.  I put some sesame chili oil to spice it up a bit, so freakin good!  This is now the second thing I ate tonight, continuing to eat what Osaka is known for.

I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I take a picture of it anyways.

The min Glico Man.  Glico is like Nestle or Hershey in Japan.

The giant size billboard neon Glico Man.

Look at all of those bikes!  Dōtonbori is jam packed on a Wednesday.  This place is crazy like Times Square but Times Square is 90% tourists at all times, where Dōtonbori is pretty much all local kids.  It’s amazing how it doesn’t matter the night of the week, this place is packed to the brim!

This huge monstrosity that from the side I thought was a ferris wheel is standing over a store that you would think would be amazing to warrant this but nope, just a food store.

This is the actually beautiful recently redesigned Dōtonbori River promenade.  It’s so nice and even romantic even with all of the neon all over the place.

Here is the next stop on my Osaka food adventure.  You know I had to have takoyaki!  This one was really cool though.  Same as I head yesterday in that shrimp chip sandwich type thing except this one had an…

…egg!  You can’t see it but it’s under the scallions.  This was soo good.  I love the crunchiness of the shrimp chip bread type thing and the puffed rice.  I loved this because I could walk with it.

Last on my list of things to eat was dessert.  I had found this really nice outdoor cafe near the Hatch and decided to go there.  I loved the idea of eating outside in a really nice cafe so this was a no-brainer.

This is the place from the front.

Keeping with the Japanese theme, I got a piece of green tea cake.  It was surprisingly good.  I say surprisingly not because of the green tea but because I'm not a big cake person.


After this, I head home.  In almost 36 hours, Osaka went from being a place I regretted coming to, to a place I’m going to be really sad to leave in the morning.  I kinda fell in love with this place really really quickly.  It began feeling very much a home in less than 2 days.  I was not expecting this at all and I was so happy to have come here and experienced this electric, eccentric, and lively town.  I will be heading to Tokyo in the morning and that will be so much fun, it will be like returning home!  That happened to Rob when he came back to Tokyo and I can easily see that happening for me as well.  I can’t wait but also I can wait because after Tokyo, I leave on Saturday.  Ok, let’s not talk about that, I don’t want to believe it’s happening.

Oyasuminasai.

- DAK